Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears is a redneck. That’s what a “source” from Louisiana says. Seriously, all those sources make me laugh. Where do the newspapers get their sources from?

New York Times published an article in which their source close to Jamie Lynn Spears claims that 17 year old mother of new born Maddie Briann could be heading down the same self destruction path as her big sister Britney Spears. And what are they basing their assumptions on? Well, the source says that the only drink Jamie Lynn Spears has in the house is Diet Coke. The source proceeds to state – “How redneck is that?”

Ever wandered if you were redneck? Go to Louisiana, they’ve got secret spies who can tell whether you’re one or not by the soft drink in your house. Duh…

The same source also makes some further claims that do make sense. NYPost quotes the source who thinks Jamie Lynn Spears will never get engaged to Casey Aldridge, because her mom Lynne Spears thinks she could score a better (understand “richer”) dude. We all know Lynne Spears is hard core after money, so this makes sense. It would also explain why Jamie Lynn has never actually got engaged to Casey Aldridge even though he’s the father of Maddie Briann and has been with Jamie Lynn for many years. Lynne Spears doesn’t want Casey Aldridge no where near the Spears’ cash.

Lynne Spears previously made sure Britney Spears’ marriage to Jason Alexander was cancelled immediately, because he was deemed “not fit” for The Spears family either. Mother Lynne is evil. She’s so after the money, she cares less about whom her daughters love and what they want. She’s got to be the worst mother in law on Earth hands down. What a redneck!

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