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Lynne Spears Wants Julia Roberts to Play Her in a Movie

Happy — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:28:36 +0000

Lynne Spears Wants Julia Roberts to Play Her in a Movie

Lynne Spears, mother of Jamie Lynn Spears and Britney Spears is looking to take her memoires she put in a book and turn them into a movie. Lynne Spears has been negotiating with several Hollywood studios and already knows that she wants Julia Roberts to play her in the movie. Lynne Spears doesn’t stop at nothing. She’s determined to squeeze as much money out of the fame surrounding Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears as possible.

Insiders say that certain Hollywood studios are desperate to buy the rights to Lynne Spears’ book Through the Storm. The book contains juicy details surrounding troubled Britney Spears and teenage pregnancy of Jamie Lynn Spears. Hollywood studios believe that this will be a hot cake so they’re all after the rights to film the movie based on the book. But Julia Roberts???

As it goes with The Spears, Britney is furious that mother Lynne is looking to cash out on her troubled past again. Anna Faris, the “The House Bunny” star is rumored to play Britney Spears in the movie. Hmm, I’m wandering – why not just case Britney to play herself. She’s been in movies before. Those were crappy movies, but she’s done some acting, so she might as well play herself. And Jamie Lynn Spears could play herself. That being said – why cast Julia Roberts? Lynne Spears should play herself if she’s so hungry for money. This way the actor fee would also go to her, not to Julia Roberts. Is Lynne Spears needs an economy advisor, she should just give me a call…

Britney Spears has allegedly been overheard to say she wished she could cut mother Lynne out of her life for constantly trying to make cash on her problems. In her book Through the Storm, Lynne Spears mentions that Britney started drinking booze when she was 13, lost her virginity when she was 14 and did drugs when she was 15. It definitely sounds like she’d say anything (whether true or not) just to make good cash. She talks a lot about Jamie Lynn Spears too. And about Britney’s failed marriage to Kevin Federline, her breakdown and loss of custody over her children Sean Preston and Jayden James. Lynne Spears needs to get a life already!

Lynne Spears Released her Book Through The Storm

Happy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:39:53 +0000

Lynne Spears, mother of sisters Jamie Lynn Spears and Britney Spears has eventually released a book that was rumored about for many a month. The book bears a title Through The Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, and instead of being about “good parenting”, Lynne Spears has made it a tell-all memoir.

Through The Storm is scheduled to hit bookstores near you on August 16th, 2008 and supposedly it will be an ultimate guide to Lynne Spears’ hands on experience living in the tabloid spotlight of the Hollywood. Mother Lynne had planned to release the book on last Mother’s Day, but everything got delayed after Jamie Lynn Spears announced that she was pregnant. Lynne Spears also changed the title of the book from originally intended “Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World” into now official “Through The Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World”.

Lynne Spears is well known as pimp extraordinaire who made millions of dollars whoring both of her daughters out in effort to milk as much money out of them as possible. That of course enabled her to pay for the release of this book as it paid for everything else. Britney Spears herself is rather unamused (understand “pissed off”) that mother Lynne Spears continues to suck at both Spears’ sisters to make the most out for herself.

According to Allie is Wired, Through the Storm shares the story of The Spears family as only a mother can tell it and covers:

* Lynne Spears’ role in Britney’s road to fortune and fame and how it changed the family forever
* Her regrets after managers, agents, and record companies took charge of her children
* The challenges that her marriage to Jamie Spears faced and how it affected their son Bryan, as well as daughter Britney and Jamie Lynn
* Her take on Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy
* What led to Britney’s down-turn and how Lynne dealt with her manager Sam Lufti
* How she kept the faith living in the spotlight of paparazzi, tabloids, and gossipers

Why do I get that weird feeling that Lynne Spears giving advice on parenting would be the same Jamie Lynn Spears giving advice on how to use anticonception to avoid pregnancy?

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